The boy named Isko

Isko” is a Filipino nick name for Francisco. 

 A boy named Isko was very sad in his class..
  
The teacher asked, “Isko what is your problem?”
  
Isko answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is. I think I should be in the  third-grade too!”
  
The teacher had enough. She took Isko to the principal’s office. 
While Isko waited in the outer office, the teacher explained  to the principal  what the situation was. The principal told the  teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of the questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
  
Isko was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
  
Principal: “What is 3 x 3 ?”
  
Isko: “9”.
  
Principal: “What is 6 x 6 ?”
  
Isko: “36”
  
And so it went with every question the  principal thought a third-grade should know.
  
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think Isko can go to the third-grade. “
  
Teacher says to the principal, ” I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?”
  
The principal and Isko both agreed.
  
Teacher asks, “What does a cow have four of and that I have only two of?
  
Isko: After a moment, ” Legs.”
  
Teacher: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
  
Isko: ” Pockets “
  
Teacher: ” What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
  
Isko: Coconut
  
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then
  comes out soft and sticky?
  
The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the  answer, Isko was taking charge.
  
Isko: Bubblegum
  
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
  
The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…
  
Isko: Shake hands
  
Teacher: Now I will ask some” Who am I ” sort of questions, Okay?
  
Isko: Yep.
  
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
  
Isko: Tent
  
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first..
  
The principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one  large Jack Daniel peg.
  
Isko: Wedding Ring
  
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
  
Isko: Nose
  
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. 

Isko: Arrow
  
Teacher: What word starts with a ’ F ’ and ends in ’ K ’ that means lot  of heat and excitement?
  
Isko: Firetruck
  
Teacher: What starts with a ’ F ’ and ends in ‘K ’ and if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand.
  
Isko: Fork
  
Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It’s longer on some men,  than others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?
  
Isko: SURNAME
  
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love ?
  
Isko: HEART
  
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to 
the Teacher:  

“Send this Boy to Harvard University !! Even I got the  last ten questions wrong myself!”

There's a plot to send Justin Bieber to North Korea



Justin Bieber's fans are having a vote contest to see what countries he should tour. In second place and gaining momentum: North Korea. Obviously, this is the work of web-prank powerhouse 4chan, which also originated the Bieber's recent syphilis rumor.
 
4chan borderline homoerotic obsession with the tween wunderkind takes a delightfully geopolitical twist this week: Since last night, North Korea has been surging to the top of the Justin Bieber My World Tour Contest, resting currently at second place, behind Israel, where they like him in earnest, it seems. Since North Koreans don't have access to the internet (or Justin Bieber or, um, food) all of North Korea's current 197,473 votes are probably the work of 4chan, where users have been rallying votes with messages like this.



Here's the rationale for why they're doing it, and instructions on how to stuff the ballot.



It doesn't mean Justin will go there. (He isn't running the poll and has made no promise.) But wouldn't it be funny if...

Neither Justin Bieber nor Kim Jong-Il could be reached for comment, but we hear the Dear Leader has had "One Less Lonely Girl" on repeat on his iPod all week.

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BTW JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAGGOT.